I'm not colourblind. I know the world is black and white.

i heard one of the most disgusting things today. i swear, dora is hornier than a rhino. and we didn't miss bio, so we can still show everyone neh-neh! (: anyway-

so much for falling asleep. SJI's lit seminar wasn't all bad.. but i wonder if i should've gone for the macbeth one instead. JLC presenters kept misquoting characters, so much i lost count. boo. was hoping for something like RI's.

and OH! funny thing happened. dora and i were on 151 reaching SJI, and we saw these little skirted figures all gathered round blowing their bagpipes. so. its a school for boys yes? so we watched them while discussing what an unusual sight it was: kilt-wearing singaporean boys! :O

later while queuing for the loo, i was greeted with an ample bosom of white ruffly lace. then i looked down and saw a a green tartan skirt. heh heh. so much for cross-dressing. the girls were giants zomg! amazonian comes to mind here, what with the flaming red hair and all.

their school today was mega full of girls! some overseas girls bagpipe (insert collective for bagpipe players here) were there, and there was the marching band, and st marg's, our school..

red and white, black and blue

HOHOHO. but that's not the point, i just like showing off because i know my sister reads this :D
talking about relatives, none of my friends or family should work with burn victims. they are sympathy-deficient, very much so.

ANYWAY. i have realised our haphazardly thrown together bio group is coolio. we are a bunch of sick geniuses, because. has anyone realised the potential of the neh-neh! (clears throat) i'll explain.

"but i want to show _(insert target audience here)_ our neh-neh!"
"but i want to see their expressions!"
"but i want to see what everyone else has!"

nobody wants to show the class with me though, dora's assured me i can be a one-woman show. but we're missing tomorrow's bio lesson altogether! am very dismayed, haven't seen all the other groups and we won't get to see ours either :(

astrid, cheryl and sharon do a good job yo!
should've asked ty to let me see everyone's earlier bahh.
on the bright side, i can show you dan's baby grand!



it's so totally the coolest thing you've seen, admit it :D
i want one of those clam-shell wallets too-ooh.

singed

scowls.

the chem pract test was screwed. spent so much time on the first part because the silly burette was faulty. the clip didn't sit properly. and when i finally settled it, i singed my finger hair >:(

RAHHHHH. i was swearing under my breath and cursing all the lab equipment. and when i tried to gain sympathy after pract, i shoved my hand under dora's nose, and didn't get much sympathy. boo. the hair curled okay. and frizzled and burned off.

it feels rather bare now. my hand. :(

Frogman! (Cue funky superhero music)

wo dui chandler ng su ran qi jing. ( i suddenly have a great deal of respect for chandler ng.)
and you may choose to ignore the fangirling that carries on for the next few paragraphs.

I WAS PRACTICALLY SPOT ON WHEN I SAID HE WAS ONE OF THOSE INTREPID EXPLORERS! i must be psy-cheek. oh what he does is super super cool! no, not the boring dayjob he has as a trainee. he catches frogs and is helping the zoo in its frog-breeding programme. -faints from the sheer awesomeness-

zomgzomgzomgzomg. found my calling- i totally want to do something like that! can you imagine:
"Hi! what do you work as?"
"I play a part in conserving Singapore's decreasing rainforests and declining frog population."

:D

okay, sounds pompous. but you get the idea. AHHHHHH, he so totally has one of the coolest jobs ever. come to think of it, he does look a little froggish :O hmm. i should go research giraffes instead. think about it- long eyelashes, long neck, uber tallness...
i have nothing to lose (:

bio lesson today was fun! our imaginary animal is a nehneh. so says dora the sicko. its an aneh-moneh-mone actually, and i'd scan it in, only im lazy to. now im gonna turn judas and proclaim that i don't want miss ng, because the new guy is loads better. sungei buloh might be totally cool all over again because now we know he has a keen eye. but i have my doubts about timing.

THEY TOTALLY GO SLEEPY-BYE-BYE IN THE AFTERNOON YO.

the school should take us out at night. and oh oh oh. when i find the cable that links my phone to the com (i seem to be losing cables all over the place), i'll show everyone dan's baby grand. sweet awesomeness. it actually made me consider getting one of her kind of wallets.

see chandler's frogblog :D

FLPs- Funny Little People(s)

and sec ones are totally first-class FLPs. my sister has this blog with her friends, and like every other sentence ends with like, 837543 exclamation marks, 5437294 question marks and don't get me started on the full-stops. she claims it's for maximum self-expression, but that's the same excuse a billion other flashers use. tsk, equally obscene.

anyway, one of her little friends has a crush on orlando bloom! it teetered on the brink of obsession for a while, and WHOMP! straight into the yawning chasm. laura's ex-favourite line comes in really apt here- "and she fell for him like a suicide off a bridge". honest, her infatuation has gotten to the point where the whole blog is about orly (<33), and her blog-mates obsessing over her obsessing over him. and if you go to the side, there's this O.B (geddit? Orlando Bloom :D) word dictionary.

Gi' you an eggsample- 2: (noun) O.B.session~ used to describe a person who is utterly infatuated with Orlando Bloom and hardly infatuated or not at all infatuated with anyone else and has reached a stage in which chocolate can no longer cure anything!

there're a gabazillion pictures of him. i swear, it's a shrine. oh well, who's complaining? he's a hottie-hot-hottie (:

right, go see for yourself (: http://downrightdirty-in-hot-soup.blogspot.com/

little miss smarty-pants wears imitation goods

(excuse me while i blast my sister with residual brainwaves.)
I SO DID NOT GET THIRTY POINTS ON MY FIRST TRY. i got 80. then scary mary sat soo close she stressed me out and my score dropped. so there.

othernews! fieldtrip coming up!
chandler ng's bringing us to sungei buloh :D YAY. he's very excited about it i can tell. he tried to be sneaky today. while everyone was clearing up after bio pract, he sidled up to the girls opposite my table and went "so girls, are you excited about your trip to mumblemumble?" of course they went "huh?" and he had to repeat himself, which kind of lost the anticipation he was trying to build up. mr chandler, we would be much more excited the trip was during curriculum time, yes.

maybe he did a stint as one of those volunteer guides. the kind with an insatiable appetite for adventure- intrepid explorers pushing their way through dense foliage, fending off vampirish
mosquitoes and leeches, sweat trickling down their brows and backs. Even as tree branches whip across their faces, drawing thin streaks of blood, a fleeting glimpse of cyan and gold winging through the canopy sends a rush of adrenaline so powerful, discomfort is but a distant memory.



(i will not mock my teachers. i will not mock my teachers. i will not mock my teachers. i will not mock my teachers. i will keep telling myself that..)

we're going in the afternoon, according to tarzan chandler, not all the animals will be asleep. he sniggered when i told him everyone would be sleeping. awgh, is it my fault all the little mudskippers and creatures like to play sleeping beauty whenever i'm around? no one is to answer that.

am excited though. it's been a while since i've been to sungei buloh. peektures :D maybe he'll be good, fingers crossed. and is ms ng coming with us! zomg.



let's push her into the river so he can save her! and oh, dora the explorahh, get well soon (:

Jeanette Procrastination Chang

procrastination is my middle name.

but i have to admit, i am rather proud. the first time i played this game i got 80 points. SO. in a pathetic attempt to console myself, i pick up pretty fast eh :D

will start tomorrow. fingers crossed. alamak.